deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 03:38 PM
How many of you are planning on making this one. It is a one day B tier about 2 hours away.

Players Meeting Scheduled for 9:50, plenty of time to get there. FYI, there are a bunch of Texans talking smack on the main page.

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 03:57 PM
You think you left a little information out on this one?

Where?
When?

At least you didn't start another dumb arse poll. :o



Not that it matters, I'll be in German Town that day. :D

tokyo
Apr 30 2007, 04:00 PM
Paulls Valley May 5th one day B tier, TD is Lowery and there is about 25 all from Texas already signed up. He has about a thousand in added cash already.

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:02 PM
You think you left a little information out on this one?

Where?
When?

At least you didn't start another dumb arse poll. :o



Not that it matters, I'll be in German Town that day. :D



Logistics are posted on the Main tournament thread.

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:03 PM

tokyo
Apr 30 2007, 04:08 PM
only 2 choices for the poll nice.

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 04:13 PM
Well, I voted no, just to make Pop-a-lock feel good about himself. :D

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:15 PM
You make me feel good everytime we play golf together dave. :cool:Especially at the end of the rounds when you are handing me your money. :o

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 04:16 PM
I think ths poll constitutes a personal attack, i guees we'll have to let the moderators decide. :o

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:19 PM
Don't try to get me banned, then I will show you personal attack. :p

m_conners
Apr 30 2007, 04:19 PM
Yeah it almost does...i almost got put on probation for calling a ****** bag a ****** bag.

m_conners
Apr 30 2007, 04:22 PM
The wife told me i yelled "NICE SHOT SWYGERT" in my sleep last night. Not sure why I did that cuz I have not played golf with Schwaggs in a long time.

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:22 PM
Maybe I should rename this thread "The Chronicles Of deathbypar vs. Twoputt"

Then start another one about the tourney this weekend that everyone execpt MC is encouraged to attend.

m_conners
Apr 30 2007, 04:24 PM
everyone execpt MC is encouraged to attend.



LMAO!!!!!

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 04:24 PM
Don't try to get me banned, then I will show you personal attack. :p



Now you are making threats?

Again another personal attak! :o


Keep it up and I won't have to try. :o

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 04:29 PM
You make me feel good everytime we play golf together dave. :cool:Especially at the end of the rounds when you are handing me your money. :o



Trust me, its not my money you're getting. :o:D

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:45 PM
Keep telling yourself that.

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:53 PM
Flightline Open Web page (http://www.txokdg.com/?q=Tournaments)

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 04:55 PM
Unlike you I don't bank my whole concept of winning money on one person.

Trust me, I'm up right at $200 over the last two weeks and you've gotten what $10 maybe $15 from me?
That wouldn't even by lunch at the place where you bus tables. :o:D

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 04:57 PM
Deuces, I am going to the course. Let it die Dave, I own you. :o

sschumacher
Apr 30 2007, 05:02 PM
I've lost money betting on both of you so in my opinion, you both suck. :p

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 05:03 PM
I've got news for you, you don't own crap!

Your married with your second child, get a CLUE!

I just don't mind helping feed your kids. :D

sschumacher
Apr 30 2007, 05:09 PM
So, you're saying when it's time to feed the kids you cuddle Jake close to your breast and let him suck off your nipple? :o:p /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 05:10 PM
I wouldn't exactly call it a nipple. :o

mtreat
Apr 30 2007, 05:58 PM
Sang to the tune of "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner"

"Oh I wish I was a board moderator, that is what I truely want to be-e-e, cause if I were a board moderator, Twoputt and Furdog would be history!!!!!!!!!!

sschumacher
Apr 30 2007, 06:11 PM
What???? :confused:....I'm innocent. :(

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 06:13 PM
Sang to the tune of "I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner"

"Oh I wish I was a board moderator, that is what I truely want to be-e-e, cause if I were a board moderator, Twoputt and Furdog would be history!!!!!!!!!!




I ask that you try to find any thing in my statements on this thread that would be considered a violation of message board policy. ;)

Jake has already committed two personal attacks on this thread. :o.

sschumacher
Apr 30 2007, 06:17 PM
"attakcs"????

What the heck is that???? :confused:

Did you forget to take your Geritol again???? :confused:

Apr 30 2007, 06:20 PM
FYI, there are a bunch of Texans talking smack on the main page.



I sure hope I dont drive all the way to Pauls Valley, to play disc golf with a bunch of Texans. :D

Get your arses down to PV......

twoputtok
Apr 30 2007, 06:20 PM
This one


Don't try to get me banned, then I will show you personal attack. :p




And the poll itself could be considered a personal attack as there are no options other than negative comments towards me. :o;)

Apr 30 2007, 06:27 PM
This one


Don't try to get me banned, then I will show you personal attack. :p




And the poll itself could be considered a personal attack as there are no options other than negative comments towards me. :o;)



Ladies, dont make me drive up there and settle this for you. Turn you angst into a good vibe and come down to PV Saturday. Dont make me come up there and bend the both of you over my knee... :D

Jake, hope to see you there!

Apr 30 2007, 06:39 PM
But seriously, Jake you need to slow down with the personal attacks. I would hate to see you on the no-no list ! :D

Hey David, whats up man! :)

24460
Apr 30 2007, 07:29 PM
Texans will always talk smack to someone who lives in the vacuum state. It is just a part of life.

RonSTL
Apr 30 2007, 10:06 PM
But seriously, Jake you need to slow down with the personal attacks. I would hate to see you on the no-no list ! :D

Hey David, whats up man! :)



He may not see this, but certainly other people do. Jake, I guess I do not understand your mind frame and, this spot is not the place to talk about it. Next time I see you I certainly will ask you where your mind frame is, cencerning discgolf. I am just interested, not anything else. Just so you know my frame is, growing the sport. I am the older man and the future is the 5 and 6 yr olds. Just wondering ;) Talk soon. If want to talk, please pm me.


L8r,
Ron

deathbypar
Apr 30 2007, 11:48 PM
Since people only wanted to talk about me and dave just go right ahead and don't feel guilty.

If you want to discuss the B tier tournament this weekend then go the the Flightline thread.

Innova19
May 01 2007, 12:52 AM
CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF ...... NOTHING.....GLAD I STAYED OFF THE BOARD MOST OF THE DAY.

3902
May 01 2007, 08:37 AM
Too many choices on the poll
:D:D:D:D:D:eek: :p

zooc
May 01 2007, 01:46 PM
This one


Don't try to get me banned, then I will show you personal attack. :p




And the poll itself could be considered a personal attack as there are no options other than negative comments towards me. :o;)

.. Thats funny, the advocates for global warming use similar tactics to try to get you to believe they have the only answer.. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :p not enough choices..

twoputtok
May 01 2007, 03:00 PM
Texans will always talk smack to someone who lives in the vacuum state. It is just a part of life.



We understand, we have become completely acustom to you guys blowing hard when it comes to Okies. :o

May 01 2007, 03:37 PM
Texans will always talk smack to someone who lives in the vacuum state. It is just a part of life.



We understand, we have become completely acustom to you guys blowing hard when it comes to Okies. :o



" I dont care who you are , that's funny " - Larry the Cable Guy...

I was working on a customers car when I came across a six pack of beer called " Texas Sux " beer ? Is this stuff readily available in Oklahoma , or is it a specialty beer only found in certain locations ?

twoputtok
May 01 2007, 03:56 PM
http://www.suxbeer.com/home.html

http://www.suxbeer.com/images/bodyimages/suxpack_bottles.jpg

�The only thing I don�t like about the beer is that it is difficult to order. Every time I order one, the bartender says �I know�. :D


And they soon will be coming out with
Michigan Sux and Florida Sux beer.

twoputtok
May 01 2007, 03:58 PM
I think we should contact them for sponsorship of the Oklahoma Open, they already have tournamnet shirts. :o

http://www.suxbeer.com/images/small-thumbnails/suxbeer-flagship.jpg

RonSTL
May 02 2007, 08:24 PM
I think we should contact them for sponsorship of the Oklahoma Open, they already have tournamnet shirts. :o

http://www.suxbeer.com/images/small-thumbnails/suxbeer-flagship.jpg



Nice :) Going to idlewild. Good luck in Soccer ;)

twoputtok
May 03 2007, 09:38 AM
We are leaving early tomorrow and plan on playing Shelby Forest in the afternoon. I just saw on the Memphis thread that Mace Man is running doubles there at 6:00.
I wonder if he'll be an hour late there like he was in Fayetteville and Tulsa. :o
I could show up at the course, take the names and money like last time and just hand itto Mace as we tee off. :Dand tell him thanks for running it, heres your money. :o

If there is a casino within 30 minutes of there I'd bet money on him being late. :o:D

ninafofitre
May 03 2007, 12:14 PM
Shelby Forest is enchanted ;)

deathbypar
May 03 2007, 12:55 PM
Back off dude, it is tough to make it to your own events on time. :confused:

RonSTL
May 03 2007, 01:31 PM
We are leaving early tomorrow and plan on playing Shelby Forest in the afternoon. I just saw on the Memphis thread that Mace Man is running doubles there at 6:00.
I wonder if he'll be an hour late there like he was in Fayetteville and Tulsa. :o
I could show up at the course, take the names and money like last time and just hand itto Mace as we tee off. :Dand tell him thanks for running it, heres your money. :o

If there is a casino within 30 minutes of there I'd bet money on him being late. :o:D



You might get lucky and be there if the roads are workable. We are headed either later today or first light in the AM depending on if another guy gets the job he is trying to finish completed. Hopefully you get to play at least 1 round. I have played Shelby at least a handfull of times. Lots of wooded holes.

L8r and be safe :)

twoputtok
May 03 2007, 01:58 PM
Back off dude, it is tough to make it to your own events on time. :confused:



Speak for yourself, mine never run late. :cool:

May 04 2007, 11:03 AM
If there is a casino within 30 minutes of there I'd bet money on him being late. :o:D



Some of us can appreciate what you are trying to say here. :DBut even with your disdain, I am sure you will be the first in line , poking thru his goodies! :D

deathbypar
May 15 2007, 11:44 AM
I love Dave Wise, if I didn't already have a Dad I would ask him to be mine. :D

twoputtok
May 15 2007, 11:47 AM
Who said I'm not? Your Mother?

You might want to ask again, does she still have that mole on the back of her head? :o

deathbypar
May 15 2007, 11:51 AM
OK, cool. My dreams have come true.
You must have been letting me win lately as a way to pay me my allowance.