zooc
Oct 12 2007, 11:56 AM
bring it with your $$$...
twoputtok
Oct 12 2007, 11:59 AM
Hey! Leave my luch money alone! :mad:
zooc
Oct 12 2007, 12:00 PM
whata ya mean? you be my partner to take his $$$
zooc
Oct 12 2007, 12:02 PM
gotta go
Martin_Norris
Oct 12 2007, 12:18 PM
Come on Dog, I am not that bad a partner on a short course, i just lack those booming drives that you and Wise can throw.
sschumacher
Oct 12 2007, 12:29 PM
Hold on. I'm calling Coda to see if he needs any extra cash. He's only been pulling in a small amount at the mini's but this should be a easy payday for him.
Zooc you owe me $600 for the dent in my truck I got at Am worlds. :mad:
I figure we play for $1,200 so I can get that fixed and Coda can pay his rent. :cool:
wforest
Oct 12 2007, 12:53 PM
... Dawg 'n' Coda vs Zooc 'n' Wise ... hmmmmm ... that could be a neat match on ANY course ...
sschumacher
Oct 12 2007, 01:00 PM
Coda is really too much of a nice guy for me to put that much pressure on though. :(
I'm sure Wise would do his normal PDGA thing and look for a pro master age protection exemption. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
"I'm a big pro open player when Kevin and Coda ain't around." :D
zooc
Oct 12 2007, 01:22 PM
I owe you a swift kick in the tail :D, but you should check the river, I heard rent is cheap down there. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Martin_Norris
Oct 12 2007, 01:31 PM
Lots of beach front property with a beautiful view of the dunes and the new 4 wheeler and dirt bike tracks! :D
wforest
Oct 12 2007, 01:38 PM
... I'd still like to see this match ... it'd be good spectatin' ...
zooc
Oct 12 2007, 01:38 PM
heck, wayne id even play lefty at some courses to challenge him.
sschumacher
Oct 12 2007, 03:55 PM
WoW!!!.... :cool:
At first I thought you brought up this challenge because you had finally exhausted the limited vocabulary required to become a city parks employee. I can tell by looking at Chandler and the people I�ve met there that county park entry level positions require a high degree of imagination and verbal skills which must be why curfew at Chandler is 11pm and Mohawk is a strictly enforced 9pm. Evidentially you city boys need to be at home studying or need the extra time at your other jobs as late night phone solicitors.
By the way. I�ve noticed that since the disc golf course showed up out there, some of the wild opium plants are starting to disappear. What�s up with that? The other day a deer dressed in tye-dye walked up to me and wanted to bum a smoke and a couple of beers. :confused:...Have we screwed up mother nature by building something we can't maintain with the proper amount of maintenance and trash cans? :(
I�m up for the challenge and since you put it out there, which courses are you willing to play left handed? I don�t really think I need a partner no matter which arm you use. I�ll concede you respect for your DG talent and the stuff you have done for the sport throughout the years.
Brother Love left clues to the truth of things all over Chandler for me to find in the form of tiny scrolls written on tye-dyed paper and your name comes up many times. :D
So bring-it Ranger Zooc because I�m smarter than the average bear. ;)
wforest
Oct 12 2007, 04:03 PM
So bring-it Ranger Zooc because I�m smarter than the average beer. ;)
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... budweiser that is ... texas-tea ... black-label ... :D
sschumacher
Oct 12 2007, 04:19 PM
He will come to respect the power of "THE PUPPY PAW" and I will treat him like I treat the newspaper that Marie puts down in the corner of the Moose Lodge when I get home. :cool:
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 09:36 AM
I respect n o dam hippies,, hippy! ;) now obey, boy!
Birdie
Oct 15 2007, 11:18 AM
This is the first challenge I have seen since I challenged Wise back a while back....
Hooray for challenges! :D
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 11:37 AM
Yes and if I remember correctly this was the result of your challenge.....
http://www.tulsadiscsports.org/furdog_andrew_twoputt.jpg
I think Zooc-kee-knee has left the building for fear that "The Hippy" will smoke him. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Birdie
Oct 15 2007, 11:44 AM
Don't think that yours will work out any better....
....and I will be sure there is a SPECIFIC consequence for you losing.....
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 12:10 PM
I have no fear Opie because I have a secret weapon. Just because Zooc lives in "God's Country" doesn't mean that God is on his side. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Birdie
Oct 15 2007, 12:18 PM
God is inconsequential to me, I just hope you are not counting on god to "part the chains" so that you may win.... :o
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 12:23 PM
No, he thinks that if Coda is his partner, he can walk through it. :o
He might as well just carry Coda's bag and his own putter. :D
Birdie
Oct 15 2007, 12:24 PM
Maybe they should play Tough shot...or alternate shot then???
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 12:27 PM
I don't know if Coda could handle going birdie, bogey, birdie, bogey birdie, bogey. :o:D
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 12:27 PM
If Coda can carry you in a skins match, then he shouldn't have a problem carrying me but I don't think I need a partner against Zooc so you're out. :p
Judging from your play last Friday night, Zooc might want to look at Dan Bougher or Taylor Sears for a partner instead. :o
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 12:31 PM
Really? You think you can handle Zooc on your own?
I'll take some of that action. :eek:
slackglass
Oct 15 2007, 12:38 PM
lets see some odd making on this
furdog is a 20 to 1 longshot in heads up play
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 12:39 PM
If you're there cackling like a hen, probably not. :(.... The chances of you making money without opening your mouth to earn it are very slim. :p
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 02:35 PM
:D :) /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif :p
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 02:48 PM
See Wise. Even Zooc agrees. He didn't pick you for his OO doubles partner for nothing.
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 02:50 PM
I was laughing at U. but I was also needing someone who can putt,,,,,,,, and maybee drive alittle,,,,,,,, and an approach now and then.
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 02:56 PM
I don't see what you have to brag about. Your last two OO's consisted of a DFL and a "next to" DFL and the only reason for the "next to" is because the DFL on that one DNF.
Even I can do that. :D
Birdie
Oct 15 2007, 02:59 PM
Maybe Furdog....remember what I said about pacing yourself....
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 03:05 PM
Stick to your guitar lessons so maybe someday you'll be able to play something other than...
"Momma's little baby loves shortning shortning,....Momma's little baby loves shortning bread." :p
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 03:22 PM
ok, dumbazz. i was not braging, i was saying i could use a partner with those qualities.. and i also know the last two did suck, but befroe that i ran the event to help get it where it was today. kinda like i helped John get the camping done at chandler so you could come in a grab the glory :D
wforest
Oct 15 2007, 03:22 PM
... it would still be a "good match" to see ...
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... some "fine-plastic flyin' " ...
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... some "fine-players stylin' " ... :D
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 03:26 PM
I don't see what you have to brag about. Your last two OO's consisted of a DFL and a "next to" DFL and the only reason for the "next to" is because the DFL on that one DNF.
Even I can do that. :D
You are funny , at least i dont hide behind the name "amateur" and still play pro even though i might donate.. :p
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 03:51 PM
Who wants to put out a line on this one?
I'm ready to lay some cash on this. :D
m_conners
Oct 15 2007, 03:57 PM
I am too...
I think Zooc should give Furdog at least 2 strokes a side maybe even 3.
m_conners
Oct 15 2007, 03:57 PM
I'll bring my camera out so we can document this legendary event.
m_conners
Oct 15 2007, 03:57 PM
We should get live online scoring for this :D
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 04:00 PM
I'm ready to lay some cash on this. :D
That's funny. I heard most people just lay the cash on your head when their done. :o;)
m_conners
Oct 15 2007, 04:03 PM
I'm ready to lay some cash on this. :D
That's funny. I heard most people just lay the cash on your head when their done. :o;)
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sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 04:15 PM
like i helped John get the camping done at chandler so you could come in a grab the glory :D
I did not �grab the glory�. I never wanted to see Brother Love give it up but he did and I think I know one of the reasons why, and it didn�t have anything to do with being tired of running it. :(.... I was challenged by your buddy Wise to become the TD and CS wouldn�t have happened in 2006 if not for Connors stepping up in short notice. I had a whole year after that to plan it and put my spin on it. Yeah it�s probably not as good as a Green production and Billy Moody doesn�t show up and cook pig for everyone.....
but.....
Anybody could TD Chandler because unlike Amway products, Chandler sells itself. It�s always been a cash cow for the TDSA and I don�t care how short the course is. It�s a grass roots fun tournament and it will always be that as long as I�m running it. Why don�t you step up and volunteer to co-TD next year so I can play? Or better yet, just show up and play. You only seem to get out every once in a while and despite what I think, there�s a lot of people around that still like you. :o:D
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 04:24 PM
I'm ready to lay some cash on this. :D
That's funny. I heard most people just lay the cash on your head when their done. :o;)
http://www.shareasale.com/image/manwhore_t.gif
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/2/2e/Clinton_Gigolo.jpg
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 04:42 PM
sorry, I only deal with the real courses like McClure , Dovillio , and Mohawk... ;) I use Chandler to wipe my furdog :D, actually thats a lie, I helped layout Reed(short)(like you) :Dand some of the original Hunter..
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 04:46 PM
Take him to BlackHawk, FurDog LOVES Blackhawk. :D
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 04:51 PM
Well that's ok. I was wrong before. It really takes a "hippie" to run Chandler. :cool:....
Thanks for bringing out the wood buddy. :)
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 04:53 PM
now youre backtracking, I was once Samson, but had to cut my hair, lost some powers , but not the wood power..
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 04:54 PM
thats ok, we are all hippies at heart, or lung or whatever,, :cool:
Martin_Norris
Oct 15 2007, 04:59 PM
that's ok, we are all hippies at heart, or lung or whatever,, :cool:
<font color="purple">Tie dye forever, peace love and disc golf and some some on the water for desert :cool: </font>
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 05:04 PM
Take him to BlackHawk, FurDog LOVES Blackhawk. :D
Twoputts right. I only go out there when it's time to harvest the mushrooms.
I think Twoputts motivation comes more from recent closing of the bathrooms at Turkey mountain. :o
zooc
Oct 15 2007, 05:08 PM
Dave, I can only contain him , I cant stop him
m_conners
Oct 15 2007, 05:13 PM
now youre backtracking, I was once Samson, but had to cut my hair, lost some powers , but not the wood power..
LMAO!!! Nice one Zooc!
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 05:17 PM
I'm not a hippie, now or never! :mad:
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 05:22 PM
I agree. In high school you tried very hard to be a "jock" but eventually settled for the "strap" you are today. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
We can always count on you for support Dave. :p
twoputtok
Oct 15 2007, 05:25 PM
You still mad about that thing with your sister? :o
You need to remember, your dad told me it was okay. :o:D
keldog
Oct 15 2007, 05:54 PM
We should get live online scoring for this :D
and the dots too!
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 05:57 PM
No problem Dave even though your lame old standard comeback reflects that you have reached the end of your imagination and are now reaching. I'll give you a response.
Nobody had a problem with what you did because Sister Mary Elephant said that she never heard you coming or going.
Here's another thing. When you talk about someone's sister in a joking way make sure they have one, and if they do, make sure that they are still alive or didn't recently pass away. Otherwise someone might take what you are saying, personal. :(
Birdie
Oct 15 2007, 07:15 PM
Seems like this is getting a little heated...
I'll just go ahead and put my earmuffs on.....
;)
sschumacher
Oct 15 2007, 08:06 PM
I can't remember the last time an Eskimo Joe got close to the sun and said, "Wow, I'm getting kind of hot...I should put some more beaver skins on and maybe I'll feel better.".....
Maybe you should re-think your discovery evidence Perry Mason. :confused:
Birdie
Oct 15 2007, 10:17 PM
Well maybe you shouldn't talk more trash than you can back up.
The only king of the mountain I know of is Oakensheild, and you are no dwarf!!!
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 09:47 AM
cast..........wait /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 09:54 AM
dogfish not biting right now, i know theyll get hungry :D
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 10:03 AM
I'm here buddy. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
http://www.cosmic-creations.com/products/Dogfish/dogfish.jpg
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 11:12 AM
Ok Bah-Zook-a. Where do you want to do this. I don't want any advantage so you're welcome to throw right handed. :cool:
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 12:06 PM
nice potrait, have to get back to you, the people are calling :D
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 12:25 PM
Well don't wait too long. People are lining up to do battle with me. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Don't forget to bring your wife.
letho
Oct 16 2007, 12:37 PM
Anytime you want a rematch buddy.
Thong - 1
Furby - 0
http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/294-0533993aSPA67UC345527M.jpg
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 12:41 PM
See what I mean Zook?....These guys are coming out of the woodwork now. :D
twoputtok
Oct 16 2007, 12:56 PM
You're challenging Zooc and you have lost to Thong? :o
Hell, I have got to get some money down on this. :D
You know I'm betting on you FurDog, right? :D
When will the line be out on this one? :o
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 01:34 PM
oh, i wont have to wait too long, thong made quick work of you before :p
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 01:41 PM
Actually when I battled the Ornamental, it came down to the last couple of holes. Connors was nice enough to keep score and we had a small gallery. I think Lucy Lu pulled it out by 1 stoke. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
wforest
Oct 16 2007, 01:43 PM
... and eye even won a dollar off the FurGuy on a night-round side-bet a while back ...
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... ( sorry there , FurDawg ) ... :D
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 01:44 PM
pull out after one stroke :confused:I thought he would have tended his meat untill it was finished :o:D
m_conners
Oct 16 2007, 01:51 PM
I hired a scorekeeper for the upcoming zooc vs. furdog match.
http://1430thebuzz.com/cc-common/otd_images/default_PG_New/10_10_2007.jpg
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 01:54 PM
wow! Thong did not have that scorekeeper did he? /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 01:59 PM
Read my post Parkboy. Connors did the scorekeeping last time and like I said earlier, don't forget to bring your wife. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
letho
Oct 16 2007, 02:01 PM
Scoreboard. A win is a win.
Honestly I remember almost blowing it, but do not remember the score just the win! :D
snaegele
Oct 16 2007, 02:03 PM
So, when is this thing going down?
m_conners
Oct 16 2007, 02:03 PM
When will the line be out on this one? :o
I think a fair line would be Zooc favored by 5 maybe 6 strokes. So basically Zooc has got to beat Furdog by 6 strokes which equals 3 strokes a nine.
How's that sound?
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 02:05 PM
I know buddy. Maybe we can schedule our rematch at the same time so in case I lose to the Zookeeknee, I'll still have you as the consolation prize. :D
letho
Oct 16 2007, 02:11 PM
After I get back from San Diego it is on! :D
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 02:27 PM
You're challenging Zooc and you have lost to Thong? :o
Zook challenged me buddy. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain. .....Quit trying to sell this like it was one of your lousey insurance policies. :p
twoputtok
Oct 16 2007, 02:58 PM
When will the line be out on this one? :o
I think a fair line would be Zooc favored by 5 maybe 6 strokes. So basically Zooc has got to beat Furdog by 6 strokes which equals 3 strokes a nine.
How's that sound?
Put me down for $50 on Zooc. :D
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 03:02 PM
You might want to wait until we decide on a course. Giving me 5 or 6 at Chandler or Riverside could be a bad investment of your wife's money. ;)
m_conners
Oct 16 2007, 03:08 PM
Where do you prefer to play? I doubt Zooc cares because he has mad skillz.
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 03:11 PM
Read my post Parkboy. Connors did the scorekeeping last time and like I said earlier, don't forget to bring your wife. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
why? so you can have your [censored] kicked twice :eek: :mad:
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 03:49 PM
Well since he made the challenge I should be able to call the terms.
Chandler / Straight up $10 plus every hole is a $1 CTP.
or
Chandler / Straight up Match play / 9 holes of Safari golf. / for $15.
I'll concede to his DG talent at any other course so I don't have to spend anymore time around the guy than I have to. :p
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 04:02 PM
Read my post Parkboy. Connors did the scorekeeping last time and like I said earlier, don't forget to bring your wife. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
why? so you can have your [censored] kicked twice :eek: :mad:
I'm not talking about your DY-NO-MIGHT wife Jenn. I'm talking about your OO double's partner DW who's been showing off his man boobs and cheering for you ever since this all started. :o....
twoputtok
Oct 16 2007, 04:04 PM
sorry, I only deal with the real courses like McClure , Dovillio , and Mohawk... ;)
I think you had better not be counting on Chandler or Riverside. :o
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 04:12 PM
Like I said. He made the challenge. If he wants to go Chicken Little and chicken out now, it's a good week to do it with Oktoberfest in town. :cool:....I'll even let him wear my chicken hat. :D
Maybe you should bring Julie and he can bring Jennifer and you all can make a night of it. :)
http://tulsaoktoberfest.org/pics/act-srsmascotsilo.jpg
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 05:11 PM
Well since he made the challenge I should be able to call the terms.
Chandler / Straight up $10 plus every hole is a $1 CTP.
or
Chandler / Straight up Match play / 9 holes of Safari golf. / for $15.
I'll concede to his DG talent at any other course so I don't have to spend anymore time around the guy than I have to. :p
I would do either or BOTH /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif just so you have to be around me longer :D:cool:For a preview I will be at riverside tonight
zooc
Oct 16 2007, 05:12 PM
Like I said. He made the challenge. If he wants to go Chicken Little and chicken out now, it's a good week to do it with Oktoberfest in town. :cool:....I'll even let him wear my chicken hat. :D
Maybe you should bring Julie and he can bring Jennifer and you all can make a night of it. :)
http://tulsaoktoberfest.org/pics/act-srsmascotsilo.jpg
cool, dave, where did you get that hat? it would go with my ranger suit :D
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 05:29 PM
Why don't you just pony up $90 for my entry into the pro division at the OO. I'm sure after the first round we'll be on the same card for the rest of the weekend. Then you don't have to worry about finishing DFL two years in a row. :cool:
twoputtok
Oct 16 2007, 05:41 PM
Don't lead him on like that. :mad:
You won't show up on Sunday anyhow. :o:D
sschumacher
Oct 16 2007, 05:54 PM
Probably not. There's a big halloween party going on on Saturday night. /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
zooc
Oct 17 2007, 08:57 AM
where :D
Birdie
Oct 17 2007, 09:35 AM
I would do either or BOTH /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif just so you have to be around me longer :D:cool:For a preview I will be at riverside tonight
Well if you guys are playing straight up then I would say this is a no-contest....
Zooc's 48 at Riverside last night will take care of Furdogs 52 any night..... :o
zooc
Oct 17 2007, 11:24 AM
I would do either or BOTH /msgboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif just so you have to be around me longer :D:cool:For a preview I will be at riverside tonight
Well if you guys are playing straight up then I would say this is a no-contest....
Zooc's 48 at Riverside last night will take care of Furdogs 52 any night..... :o
:)Inot to be PICKY :), but I actually shot a 45 :D
sschumacher
Oct 17 2007, 04:11 PM
Andrew...You are out of THE BAND. Stop by an pick up your Kazoo and get out. :mad:...I'm replacing you with Tony "Sky" Walker.
You should change your name to Andrew Lee Roth but since he could at least attract hot chicks to his videos, that might be a stretch for you.
Maybe Carrot Top has an opening for you in Vegas. ;)